Since Captain Black will be enjoying all of the fine benefits of this prestigious membership and Hob Nobing with the Litchfield elite, I think it would only be fitting that he also gets promoted to this new position in the group as, Poop Dumper, VP.
The key responsibilities of this highly sought after position includes taking the poop to an appropriate disposal facility such as a dump or garbage can at the end of the day. The incumbent will also maintain the pull cart as well cleaning all buckets and the camping poop tent. This new important job also comes with a handy set of tools and safety equipment.
Congratulations Captain Black !!!!!
Congratulations Tommy Boy! I’m so happy that you have found something commensurate with your skills and experience. I’m sure you will succeed at your new position. Make sure to update your profile on LinkedIn.
Message from Captain Poop !
Due to the high demand of my service – Poop pick-up will be once a week, after
Kamikaze Horse Shoes. Poop LLC. is not responsible for Leakage or Spillage while
work in process or skid marks left on sleeping items (pillows)
Sounds like reasonable terms and conditions for such a delicate operation.