Natural Gas Releases May 18 – 21
Category: Announcements
Local Authorities have advised that Kenny Keltos will be releasing small portions of natural gas from his ass in and around the vicinity of Bantam Lake, CT.
This is part of a fishing project which will take place from May 18th through May 21st. Natural gas has an added odorant (beans, beer). When the gas is released into the atmosphere, there may be an odor in the air in the immediate vicinity and also downwind. Keltos claims that there is no cause for alarm as the gas quickly dissipates in the air.
There is no need to evacuate the campsite in case of a noxious odor. With very limited exception, there is no natural gas in our tents on-site.